"5:00 get a call to go blading
at the skatepark down by the mall
but my mom says I got to prevent hostile aliens
from annihilating us all
with the strength of a million & 70 men
I guess really shouldn't complain
still I wish I can go for a walk without
rusting in the rain
it's enough to fry my brain
so welcome to my life
as a teenage robot
the story of my life
as a teenage robot
a teenage robot life!"
'My Life as a Teenage Robot' created by Rob Renzetti